{"product_id":"breathing-too-loud-funny-valentine-anniversary-card-for-husband-or-partner","title":"Breathing Too Loud – Funny Valentine \u0026 Anniversary Card for Husband or Partner","description":"for the person you love more than anything, even at 2 a.m. when their breathing suddenly feels personally offensive. 🐰💕\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny greeting card features two bunnies sharing a bed—one peacefully asleep and one very much awake—beneath the phrase: “I Love You Even When You’re Breathing Too Loud.” A painfully relatable tribute to loving someone while also occasionally wanting them to breathe... differently.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRomantic. Irrational. Extremely long-term relationship coded.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, bunny lovers, couples who share a bed, light sleepers, or anyone who has ever become inexplicably annoyed by normal breathing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003eToner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003eBlank inside\u003cbr\u003eIncludes envelope\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ because lasting love survives even aggressively audible breathing.Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"HOT MESS PAPER CO.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47907269443638,"sku":"6A84ABF2BEBFD_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8399742400_jq5s.jpg?v=1790608257","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/breathing-too-loud-funny-valentine-anniversary-card-for-husband-or-partner","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}