{"product_id":"funny-adhd-card-the-adderall-is-prescribed-adult-adhd-humor-chaotic-best-friend-gift","title":"Funny ADHD Card – The Adderall Is Prescribed, Adult ADHD Humor, Chaotic Best Friend Gift","description":"The Adderall is prescribed. The questionable life choices? Those are entirely my own. 💊💅\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHaving ADHD doesn't mean every chaotic decision can be blamed on your brain chemistry. Sometimes you're medicated, self-aware, and still choosing absolute nonsense.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny ADHD greeting card features a hot-pink handbag spilling leopard-print underwear, car keys, and a prescription bottle, alongside the words:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“THE ADDERALL IS PRESCRIBED. THE REST OF THIS SHIT IS ON ME.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause getting your ADHD treated doesn't automatically make you a responsible adult.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its bright turquoise background, bold retro lettering, and gloriously messy illustration, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little pharmaceutical assistance and a lot of questionable behaviour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with ADHD\u003cbr\u003e• Adult ADHD humour lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Neurodivergent best friends\u003cbr\u003e• Chaotic besties\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with questionable decision-making skills\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday surprises\u003cbr\u003e• Inappropriate friendship gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Just-because cards for your favourite menace\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48284186968118,"sku":"6ADBEBC6AEFC7_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8779608265_c516.jpg?v=1792799200","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-adhd-card-the-adderall-is-prescribed-adult-adhd-humor-chaotic-best-friend-gift","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}