{"product_id":"funny-baby-shower-card-may-your-baby-inherit-your-looks-sarcastic-new-baby-congratulations-card","title":"Funny Baby Shower Card – May Your Baby Inherit Your Looks, Sarcastic New Baby Congratulations Card","description":"Here's hoping the baby gets your good looks... and absolutely none of your inability to follow instructions. 🍼😂\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“May Your Baby Inherit Your Looks. And Someone Else's Ability to Follow Instructions.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny baby shower greeting card delivers a perfectly sarcastic congratulations to the parent-to-be who somehow manages to make even the simplest instructions complicated.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing three adorable pastel alphabet blocks, a tiny smiling face, hearts, and sparkles against a soft mint-green background, this design looks sweet and innocent until you read the punchline.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for celebrating a pregnancy, welcoming a new baby, or gently roasting your favourite soon-to-be parent. Because raising a baby is going to involve a whole lot of instructions, and we're already a little concerned.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA little encouragement, a little sarcasm, and a whole lot of love for the new arrival.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Funny baby shower gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Expecting mums and dads\u003cbr\u003e• Pregnancy congratulations\u003cbr\u003e• New baby celebrations\u003cbr\u003e• First-time parents\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who never read instructions\u003cbr\u003e• Funny cards for coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Parents-to-be with a sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48283183284278,"sku":"6AD53D17EABC3_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8775118717_i20d.jpg?v=1792788745","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-baby-shower-card-may-your-baby-inherit-your-looks-sarcastic-new-baby-congratulations-card","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}