{"product_id":"funny-brother-christmas-card-merry-christmas-you-re-still-the-worst","title":"Funny Brother Christmas Card – Merry Christmas You’re Still The Worst","description":"nothing says holiday spirit like sibling honesty 🎄\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the brother who has stayed consistent… unfortunately. This funny brother Christmas card is built on classic sibling rivalry, sarcastic humor, and just the right amount of disrespect.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for brothers who can take a joke (or at least pretend to).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003ebrother, sibling, funny christmas, brother gift, gag gift, rude humor, holiday humor, sibling rivalry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Heavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003e• Toner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003e• Includes complimentary envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ festive. but honest.Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"HOT MESS PAPER CO.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47907269869622,"sku":"69E28194EB18B_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.7923715112_68d3.jpg?v=1790608265","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-brother-christmas-card-merry-christmas-you-re-still-the-worst","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}