{"product_id":"funny-christmas-card-christmas-cookies-holding-this-family-together","title":"Funny Christmas Card – Christmas Cookies Holding This Family Together","description":"christmas cookies are doing a lot of heavy lifting this year 🍪🎄\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny Christmas card features an emotionally exhausted little mouse proudly carrying a tray of fresh cookies — because honestly, holiday snacks are the only thing preventing seasonal family chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for moms, bakers, family gift exchanges, coworkers, holiday hosts, or anyone surviving Christmas one sugar cookie at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCute, relatable, and mildly unhinged festive energy — ideal for Christmas parties, hostess gifts, family laughs, stocking stuffers, or cookie-loving chaos coordinators.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003efunny Christmas gifts, holiday baking, family Christmas humor, hostess gift, coworker Christmas, baking lovers, festive laughs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Heavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003e• Toner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003e• Includes complimentary envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ held together by butter, sugar, and denial.Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"HOT MESS PAPER CO.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47907270197302,"sku":"6A075C80CD229_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8023738330_cf5u.jpg?v=1790608268","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-christmas-card-christmas-cookies-holding-this-family-together","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}