{"product_id":"funny-clubbing-card-the-pharmacist-knows-my-name-bouncer-knows-my-history-party-girl-humor","title":"Funny Clubbing Card – The Pharmacist Knows My Name, Bouncer Knows My History, Party Girl Humor","description":"Your pharmacist knows your name because you're responsible. The bouncer knows your history because you're a fucking liability. 💊👢\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome people have a reputation at work. Others have a reputation at the club. And then there's that one friend who somehow manages to be a regular at both the pharmacy AND the nightclub.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny clubbing greeting card features a battered hot-pink platform boot beside a prescription bag, with the words:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“The Pharmacist Knows My Name. The Bouncer Knows My History.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause picking up your prescriptions on time doesn't automatically mean you're making good decisions after midnight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its electric lime-green background, bold purple retro lettering, and chaotic nightlife energy, this card is made for the friend who's practically on a first-name basis with the door staff.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Clubbing best friends\u003cbr\u003e• Party girls and nightlife lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Girls' night out friends\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with legendary night-out stories\u003cbr\u003e• The friend who knows every bouncer\u003cbr\u003e• Funny birthday surprises\u003cbr\u003e• Chaotic friendship gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Just-because cards for your favourite menace\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48284187033654,"sku":"6ADBEBD4B6DA3_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8779608983_mo69.jpg?v=1792799204","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-clubbing-card-the-pharmacist-knows-my-name-bouncer-knows-my-history-party-girl-humor","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}