{"product_id":"funny-cowboy-birthday-card-may-your-jeans-hold-country-dancing-humour-western-birthday","title":"Funny Cowboy Birthday Card – May Your Jeans Hold, Country Dancing Humour, Western Birthday","description":"Another year older, another night of questionable dance moves and dangerously ambitious denim. 🤠👖\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere's to a birthday full of good music, great company, and jeans strong enough to survive whatever happens on the dance floor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny western birthday card features a sassy pair of blue jeans wearing cowboy boots and tipping a purple cowboy hat, with the message:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**“HAPPY BIRTHDAY. MAY YOUR PARTNER KEEP UP AND YOUR JEANS HOLD.”**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause a successful night of two-stepping requires three things: a good dance partner, comfortable boots, and a waistband that understands the assignment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its soft pink background, bold retro lettering, and playful western-inspired illustration, this card is perfect for anyone who'd rather spend their birthday on the dance floor than sitting around acting their age.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e- Cowboys and cowgirls\u003cbr\u003e- Country music lovers\u003cbr\u003e- Two-step and country dancing enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e- Rodeo fans\u003cbr\u003e- Friends who love a night out dancing\u003cbr\u003e- Western-themed birthdays\u003cbr\u003e- Line dancing enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone whose jeans are working overtime\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Card Specs:**\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282175897654,"sku":"6AC6FA12EAE86_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8680275626_hfo7.jpg?v=1792780544","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-cowboy-birthday-card-may-your-jeans-hold-country-dancing-humour-western-birthday","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}