{"product_id":"funny-cowboy-birthday-card-two-left-feet-one-excellent-ass-country-dancing-humour","title":"Funny Cowboy Birthday Card – Two Left Feet One Excellent Ass, Country Dancing Humour","description":"Two left feet. One excellent ass. Honestly, that's a pretty solid combination. 🍑🤠\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho needs perfect dance moves when you've got a great backside and the confidence to show it off?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny birthday card features a cheeky peach character wearing cowboy boots and a purple cowboy hat, with the message:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**“TWO LEFT FEET. ONE EXCELLENT ASS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause not everyone was born to two-step gracefully across the dance floor. Some people were simply born to look good trying.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its buttery yellow background, bold retro lettering, and sassy western-inspired illustration, this card brings a little country attitude and inappropriate humour to someone's birthday.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e- Friends who love country dancing\u003cbr\u003e- Two-step and line dancing enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e- Cowboy and cowgirl birthdays\u003cbr\u003e- Friends with questionable dance moves\u003cbr\u003e- Cheeky birthday humour lovers\u003cbr\u003e- Girlfriends and boyfriends\u003cbr\u003e- Husbands and wives\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone with two left feet and an excellent ass\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Card Specs:**\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282185465910,"sku":"6AC6FA275B671_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8728092187_i4hg.jpg?v=1792780562","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-cowboy-birthday-card-two-left-feet-one-excellent-ass-country-dancing-humour","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}