{"product_id":"funny-get-well-soon-card-gossip-supply-chain-small-town-humour-sick-friend","title":"Funny Get Well Soon Card – Gossip Supply Chain, Small Town Humour, Sick Friend","description":"Get better soon. The town is running dangerously low on information. ☎️💛\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome people are missed for their company. Others are missed because nobody knows what the hell is going on without them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny get well soon card is for the friend, neighbour, coworker, or family member who somehow knows everybody's business before everybody else does.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing an adorable retro telephone wearing cowboy boots and holding a tissue, the card reads:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**“GET WELL SOON. WE NEED YOU BACK IN THE GOSSIP SUPPLY CHAIN.”**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause the group chat is quiet, the rumours are getting stale, and somebody needs to get back to keeping everyone informed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its cheerful yellow background, bold retro lettering, and cheeky small-town humour, this card is the perfect way to make someone laugh while they're feeling under the weather.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e- Friends recovering from illness\u003cbr\u003e- Small-town gossip lovers\u003cbr\u003e- Coworkers on sick leave\u003cbr\u003e- Friends who know everyone's business\u003cbr\u003e- Neighbours who love a good chat\u003cbr\u003e- Family members recovering at home\u003cbr\u003e- Funny recovery wishes\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone who needs a laugh while feeling sick\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Card Specs:**\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282172522550,"sku":"6AC6F9E4BD3E1_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8680285602_k4l7.jpg?v=1792780541","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-get-well-soon-card-gossip-supply-chain-small-town-humour-sick-friend","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}