{"product_id":"funny-hardisty-congratulations-card-you-did-it-small-town-gossip-humour-alberta-achievement-card","title":"Funny Hardisty Congratulations Card – You Did It, Small Town Gossip Humour, Alberta Achievement Card","description":"YOU DID IT! 🎉\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd congratulations, because your mom is about to make sure every single person in Hardisty knows about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny Hardisty congratulations card celebrates your big achievement with a little small-town reality check. Featuring a cheerful cartoon megaphone giving a thumbs-up in cowboy boots, it's the perfect reminder that in a town where everybody knows everybody, good news travels FAST.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether it's a graduation, a new job, a promotion, or another reason to make your mom ridiculously proud, this card is for anyone whose biggest accomplishment is about to become community news.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause in Hardisty, you don't need to announce your achievements. Your mom has already handled the publicity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Graduation congratulations\u003cbr\u003e• New jobs and promotions\u003cbr\u003e• Proud moms and their kids\u003cbr\u003e• Celebrating personal achievements\u003cbr\u003e• Hardisty locals and former residents\u003cbr\u003e• Small-town Alberta humour\u003cbr\u003e• Friends and family who love a good gossip session\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282184810550,"sku":"6ADBA363EF0A6_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8778306611_ruq2.jpg?v=1792780551","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-hardisty-congratulations-card-you-did-it-small-town-gossip-humour-alberta-achievement-card","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}