{"product_id":"funny-hardisty-new-baby-card-you-39-re-getting-fuck-all-sleep-rude-baby-shower-gift-alberta-new-parents","title":"Funny Hardisty New Baby Card – You're Getting Fuck All Sleep, Rude Baby Shower Gift, Alberta New Parents","description":"Hardisty's population is growing by one. The parents' sleep schedule? Absolutely not. 👶🤠\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWelcome the newest little local to Hardisty, Alberta, with a baby card that skips the sugar-coated advice and gets straight to the point.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing a smiling cartoon baby bottle wearing a cowboy hat and boots, waving hello while holding an alarm clock, this cheeky design reads:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Hardisty's Getting a New Local. You're Getting Fuck All Sleep.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause there's nothing quite like bringing a new baby into a small town, except maybe realizing you'll never sleep through the night again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for parents who appreciate a little inappropriate humour alongside their congratulations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Expecting parents in Hardisty, Alberta\u003cbr\u003e• Funny baby shower gifts\u003cbr\u003e• New moms and dads\u003cbr\u003e• Pregnancy congratulations\u003cbr\u003e• Small-town Alberta families\u003cbr\u003e• First-time parents\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with a sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282184155190,"sku":"6AD1B05CC8AAD_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8734233047_60x4_c49c17fa-1f44-49e5-b432-8018f0befedd.jpg?v=1792780546","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-hardisty-new-baby-card-you-39-re-getting-fuck-all-sleep-rude-baby-shower-gift-alberta-new-parents","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}