{"product_id":"funny-introvert-card-my-evening-plans-are-horizontal","title":"Funny Introvert Card – My Evening Plans Are Horizontal","description":"my evening plans are horizontal 🦭🛋️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny introvert card features an exhausted sleepy seal fully committed to doing absolutely nothing under a blanket — because sometimes surviving the day means cancelling plans and becoming furniture.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for tired besties, cozy homebodies, overworked coworkers, introverts, burnout survivors, or anyone whose ideal evening involves snacks and horizontal positioning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCute, relatable, and aggressively low-energy — ideal for birthdays, friendship gifts, coworker humor, encouragement, or a little “this reminded me of you” moment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003eintrovert gifts, funny friendship, coworker humor, burnout gifts, cozy friend, tired bestie, birthday laughs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Heavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003e• Toner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003e• Includes complimentary envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ emotionally unavailable but horizontally available.Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"HOT MESS PAPER CO.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47907269902390,"sku":"6A0759BD6F017_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8071624759_f2vi.jpg?v=1790608265","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-introvert-card-my-evening-plans-are-horizontal","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}