{"product_id":"funny-jesus-christmas-card-checked-it-twice-still-disappointed","title":"Funny Jesus Christmas Card – Checked It Twice Still Disappointed","description":"checked it twice… still disappointed 😌🎄\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny Christmas card features an unimpressed Jesus holding a stocking and silently judging the holiday chaos. Because apparently someone did check the list twice — and the vibes were still questionable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for sarcastic friends, coworkers, family members, white elephant gifts, church humor lovers, or anyone who appreciates mildly judgmental Christmas energy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFunny, festive, and a little unhinged — ideal for Christmas parties, stocking stuffers, gag gifts, or sending to someone who definitely earned side-eye this year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003efunny Christmas gifts, Jesus humor, sarcastic holiday, coworker Christmas, white elephant gifts, religious humor, holiday laughs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Heavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003e• Toner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003e• Includes complimentary envelope\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ festive disappointment hits different.Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"HOT MESS PAPER CO.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47907270328374,"sku":"6A0759EABED1B_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8071635809_3eyg.jpg?v=1790608281","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-jesus-christmas-card-checked-it-twice-still-disappointed","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}