{"product_id":"funny-new-job-card-construction-worker-congratulations-workplace-safety-humour-tradesman-gift","title":"Funny New Job Card – Construction Worker Congratulations, Workplace Safety Humour, Tradesman Gift","description":"New job, new coworkers, and a whole new opportunity to become the subject of a mandatory safety meeting. 🚧😂\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStarting a new job is exciting. Especially when the unofficial goal is to make it through the first week without becoming a cautionary tale.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny new job congratulations card features a cheerful orange traffic cone wearing work boots, giving a thumbs-up, and holding a safety checklist with the message:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**“Congrats on the New Job. Try Not to Become a Safety Story.”**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its bright blue background, bold retro lettering, and cheeky construction-site humour, this card is perfect for celebrating a new job without getting overly sentimental.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether they're starting their first construction job, joining a new crew, beginning an apprenticeship, or moving to a different worksite, this card delivers congratulations with a little workplace sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e- New job congratulations\u003cbr\u003e- Construction workers\u003cbr\u003e- Tradesmen and tradeswomen\u003cbr\u003e- Apprentices starting their careers\u003cbr\u003e- Labourers and contractors\u003cbr\u003e- Friends changing jobs\u003cbr\u003e- Coworkers starting a new position\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone who appreciates workplace safety jokes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Card Specs:**\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282184319030,"sku":"6AC6FAF7CEAA9_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8728080945_cnsh.jpg?v=1792780548","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-new-job-card-construction-worker-congratulations-workplace-safety-humour-tradesman-gift","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}