{"product_id":"funny-pickle-birthday-card-well-preserved-slightly-pickled-getting-older-humour","title":"Funny Pickle Birthday Card – Well Preserved Slightly Pickled, Getting Older Humour","description":"Another year older, still looking pretty well preserved. Maybe just a little pickled. 🥒🍻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGetting older isn't so bad when you've got a good sense of humour and a few drinks under your belt.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny birthday card features a mischievous jar of pickles wearing cowboy boots and a little party hat, with the message:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**“HAPPY BIRTHDAY. WELL PRESERVED. SLIGHTLY PICKLED.”**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause some people age like fine wine. Others age like something that's been sitting in a jar since 1987. Either way, we're celebrating.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its pastel pink background, bold retro lettering, and cheeky cartoon pickle jar, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good ageing joke, pickle humour, or a birthday drink.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e- Friends who love a good birthday joke\u003cbr\u003e- Pickle lovers and pickle enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e- Funny getting older birthdays\u003cbr\u003e- Friends who enjoy a birthday drink\u003cbr\u003e- Country humour lovers\u003cbr\u003e- Husbands, wives, and partners with a sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e- Milestone birthdays\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone who's ageing suspiciously well\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 **Card Specs:**\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282183073846,"sku":"6AC6FA8BC1B47_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8680267880_cs88.jpg?v=1792780544","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-pickle-birthday-card-well-preserved-slightly-pickled-getting-older-humour","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}