{"product_id":"funny-pickle-card-you-had-me-at-do-you-want-my-pickle-dirty-valentine-for-him","title":"Funny Pickle Card – You Had Me at Do You Want My Pickle, Dirty Valentine for Him","description":"Some pickup lines are romantic. Others involve offering someone your pickle. 🥒💕\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny pickle greeting card is for the couple whose love language is inappropriate jokes, questionable flirting, and laughing at things they probably shouldn't.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing an adorable green pickle with heart-shaped eyes, proudly presenting another pickle on a plate, the card reads:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“You Had Me at ‘Do You Want My Pickle?’”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its soft peach background, forest-green retro lettering, and ridiculously lovestruck pickle, this cheeky card strikes the perfect balance between cute and a little bit dirty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for the boyfriend who thinks he's hilarious, the girlfriend who appreciates a good innuendo, or the partner who fell in love with your deeply questionable sense of humour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Funny Valentine's Day surprises\u003cbr\u003e• Boyfriends and girlfriends\u003cbr\u003e• Husbands and wives\u003cbr\u003e• Cheeky anniversary greetings\u003cbr\u003e• Couples who love dirty jokes\u003cbr\u003e• Pickle lovers with a sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e• Flirty just-because gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Partners who love inappropriate puns\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48283414462518,"sku":"6ADAF8CE484BD_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8775206059_nwgd.jpg?v=1792791206","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-pickle-card-you-had-me-at-do-you-want-my-pickle-dirty-valentine-for-him","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}