{"product_id":"funny-sympathy-card-please-accept-my-deepest-sympathy-awkward-condolences-with-cute-goose","title":"Funny Sympathy Card – Please Accept My Deepest Sympathy, Awkward Condolences with Cute Goose","description":"When you care deeply but have absolutely no idea what to say. 🪿💐\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny sympathy card features an adorable white goose holding a little bouquet of flowers alongside the phrase “Please Accept My Deepest Sympathy and My Complete Lack of Useful Advice.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes the most meaningful thing you can offer someone who's going through a difficult time is your presence, not another piece of unsolicited advice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its soft blue background, bold navy retro lettering, and sweet cartoon goose illustration, this card brings a little awkward humour and genuine compassion to an otherwise difficult moment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For: Grieving friends, loss of a loved one, condolences, bereavement, sympathy gifts, thinking of you, difficult times, friends who appreciate dry humour, unconventional sympathy messages, emotional support, goose lovers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48149230125110,"sku":"6AD25B000B79F_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8737279571_lvh7.jpg?v=1792172377","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-sympathy-card-please-accept-my-deepest-sympathy-awkward-condolences-with-cute-goose","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}