{"product_id":"funny-valentine-39-s-day-card-fuck-flowers-let-me-smell-your-armpits-rude-bunny-love-card-for-boyfriend-or-girlfriend","title":"Funny Valentine's Day Card – Fuck Flowers Let Me Smell Your Armpits, Rude Bunny Love Card for Boyfriend or Girlfriend","description":"Flowers are cute. But have you considered letting me bury my face in your armpits instead? 🐰❤️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Fuck Flowers. Let Me Smell Your Armpits.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis hilariously inappropriate Valentine's Day card features an adorable little white bunny enthusiastically tossing a bouquet of flowers aside. Because when you're obsessed with your partner's natural scent, traditional romance just doesn't cut it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor the couples who steal each other's hoodies, love a good armpit sniff, and consider pheromones a legitimate love language.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its soft lilac background, cute bunny illustration, and hilariously blunt message, this card is the perfect mix of adorable and completely unhinged.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause nothing says “I love you” quite like demanding access to someone's armpits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, and wives\u003cbr\u003e• Funny Valentine's Day gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Couples with weird love languages\u003cbr\u003e• Partners obsessed with each other's scent\u003cbr\u003e• Funny anniversary surprises\u003cbr\u003e• Rude and inappropriate romantic humour\u003cbr\u003e• Bunny lovers with questionable taste\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who prefers armpits over roses\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48283183448118,"sku":"6ADAF6F885210_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8727310420_4xup.jpg?v=1792788752","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-valentine-39-s-day-card-fuck-flowers-let-me-smell-your-armpits-rude-bunny-love-card-for-boyfriend-or-girlfriend","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}