{"product_id":"funny-valentine-39-s-day-card-i-love-your-armpits-rude-strawberry-love-card-for-boyfriend-or-girlfriend","title":"Funny Valentine's Day Card – I Love Your Armpits, Rude Strawberry Love Card for Boyfriend or Girlfriend","description":"Some people fall in love with a smile. Others fall in love with whatever the fuck is happening in their partner's armpits. 🍓❤️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I Love You. Especially Whatever the Fuck Is Going On in Your Armpits.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis hilariously inappropriate romantic greeting card features two adorable strawberries, with one happily snuggling into the other's raised armpit. Because apparently, your favourite person's natural scent is better than any expensive perfume.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the perfect card for couples who sniff each other, steal unwashed hoodies, and understand that pheromones are a very serious part of romance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its soft blue background, retro burgundy lettering, and ridiculously cute strawberry illustration, this design combines wholesome sweetness with absolutely questionable behaviour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTrue love is accepting someone's weird habits. Real love is actively requesting more armpit access.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, and wives\u003cbr\u003e• Funny Valentine's Day surprises\u003cbr\u003e• Couples with weird love languages\u003cbr\u003e• Partners obsessed with each other's scent\u003cbr\u003e• Funny anniversary gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Long-distance relationships\u003cbr\u003e• Inappropriate romantic humour\u003cbr\u003e• Strawberry lovers with a dirty sense of humour\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48283183120438,"sku":"6ADAF82643B5E_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8775183715_n2jv.jpg?v=1792788742","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-valentine-39-s-day-card-i-love-your-armpits-rude-strawberry-love-card-for-boyfriend-or-girlfriend","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}