{"product_id":"funny-valentine-39-s-day-card-your-deodorant-is-getting-between-us-cheeky-cherry-love-card-for-boyfriend-or-girlfriend","title":"Funny Valentine's Day Card – Your Deodorant Is Getting Between Us, Cheeky Cherry Love Card for Boyfriend or Girlfriend","description":"Roses are red. Cherries are sweet. Please stop covering up your natural scent. 🍒❤️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Happy Valentine's Day. Your deodorant is getting between us.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny Valentine's Day card features an angry little red cherry dramatically pushing away a stick of deodorant. Because apparently smelling nice is a personal attack when your partner is obsessed with your natural scent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for couples who sniff each other's armpits, steal unwashed hoodies, and think pheromones are a perfectly valid reason to get way too close.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's cute, a little unhinged, and just romantic enough to count as a Valentine's Day card.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause nothing says true love quite like having beef with someone's deodorant.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e• Boyfriends and girlfriends\u003cbr\u003e• Husbands, wives, and partners\u003cbr\u003e• Funny Valentine's Day surprises\u003cbr\u003e• Couples with weird love languages\u003cbr\u003e• Partners obsessed with each other's scent\u003cbr\u003e• Cherry lovers and quirky cartoon fans\u003cbr\u003e• Funny anniversary cards\u003cbr\u003e• Cheeky romantic messages\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e• High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e• Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48283183480886,"sku":"6ADAF76C99AAD_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8727347916_9mqk.jpg?v=1792788752","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/funny-valentine-39-s-day-card-your-deodorant-is-getting-between-us-cheeky-cherry-love-card-for-boyfriend-or-girlfriend","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}