{"product_id":"hardisty-christmas-card-dear-santa-my-size-is-a-leaf-sports-pub-gift-card-funny-alberta-holiday-humour","title":"Hardisty Christmas Card – Dear Santa My Size Is a Leaf Sports Pub Gift Card, Funny Alberta Holiday Humour","description":"Dear Santa, forget the socks. I know exactly what size I am this Christmas. 🎅🍻\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**A gift card for The Leaf Sports Pub.**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny Hardisty Christmas card is for the people whose holiday wish list is short, simple, and preferably redeemable at their favourite local pub.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing a lavender background, bold retro lettering, and a festive illustrated gift card wrapped with a big pink bow and Santa hat, this design celebrates a little piece of Hardisty, Alberta, with plenty of small-town humour.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe card reads:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**“DEAR SANTA, MY SIZE IS A GIFT CARD FOR THE LEAF SPORTS PUB.”**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause sometimes the best Christmas present isn't under the tree. It's waiting at The Leaf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**💌 Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e- Hardisty, Alberta locals\u003cbr\u003e- The Leaf Sports Pub regulars\u003cbr\u003e- Friends who love their local pub\u003cbr\u003e- Funny Christmas greetings\u003cbr\u003e- Small-town Alberta humour\u003cbr\u003e- Husbands, boyfriends, and friends\u003cbr\u003e- Former Hardisty residents\u003cbr\u003e- Anyone with The Leaf on their Christmas wish list\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**💌 Card Specs:**\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282163937334,"sku":"6AD1AF6D3FCEB_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8686386260_lcjg.jpg?v=1792780537","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/hardisty-christmas-card-dear-santa-my-size-is-a-leaf-sports-pub-gift-card-funny-alberta-holiday-humour","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}