{"product_id":"hardisty-love-card-funny-eng-s-leftovers-joke-small-town-alberta-anniversary-or-valentine-s-day-gift","title":"Hardisty Love Card – Funny Eng’s Leftovers Joke, Small Town Alberta Anniversary or Valentine’s Day Gift","description":"I love you. I really do. But there are limits. And those limits start with my leftovers from Eng’s. 🍜❤️\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny Hardisty love card is for the couples who share everything… except their favourite takeout.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing a peach background, bold retro lettering, and a cheeky illustrated container of noodles labelled “ENG’S,” this card celebrates one of the most relatable relationship arguments in small-town Alberta: who ate the leftovers?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**The card reads:**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I LOVE YOU. BUT IF YOU EAT MY LEFTOVERS FROM ENG’S, WE’LL NEED TO REVISIT THAT.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or just reminding your favourite person that your love is strong, but your patience has limits when it comes to food.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**💌 Perfect For:**\u003cbr\u003e- Hardisty, Alberta locals\u003cbr\u003e- Couples who love Eng’s\u003cbr\u003e- Funny anniversary greetings\u003cbr\u003e- Valentine's Day for him or her\u003cbr\u003e- Husbands, wives, boyfriends, and girlfriends\u003cbr\u003e- Food-loving couples\u003cbr\u003e- Small-town Alberta humour\u003cbr\u003e- Partners who steal each other's leftovers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e**💌 Card Specs:**\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48282158268470,"sku":"6AD1AF834C251_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8734201227_feui.jpg?v=1792780531","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/hardisty-love-card-funny-eng-s-leftovers-joke-small-town-alberta-anniversary-or-valentine-s-day-gift","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}