{"product_id":"here-s-to-forever-funny-wedding-anniversary-card-for-husband-wife-or-couple","title":"Here’s to Forever – Funny Wedding \u0026 Anniversary Card for Husband, Wife or Couple","description":"here’s to love, marriage, and spending the rest of your lives politely ignoring suspicious noises. 🐧💍💨\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny wedding card features an adorable bride and groom penguin beside the phrase: “Here’s to Forever Pretending You Didn’t Hear Each Other Fart.” It’s a sweet-but-inappropriate wedding card celebrating the level of comfort only true love can provide.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCute. Romantic. Selectively deaf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for weddings, newlyweds, engagements, anniversaries, penguin lovers, funny couples, best friends getting married, or anyone whose idea of romance includes pretending absolutely nothing just happened.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003eToner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003eBlank inside\u003cbr\u003eIncludes envelope\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ because sometimes love means choosing not to acknowledge the sound.Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"HOT MESS PAPER CO.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47907269345334,"sku":"6A84DDCEA912C_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8400472960_ljzx.jpg?v=1790608232","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/here-s-to-forever-funny-wedding-anniversary-card-for-husband-wife-or-couple","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}