{"product_id":"honest-sympathy-card-sorry-for-your-loss-this-fucking-sucks-sweary-condolences-for-grieving-friends","title":"Honest Sympathy Card – Sorry for Your Loss, This Fucking Sucks, Sweary Condolences for Grieving Friends","description":"Sometimes there are no right words. Just a heartfelt “this fucking sucks.” 💙\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny sympathy card features a simple tissue box with a heart alongside the phrase “Sorry for Your Loss. ‘This Fucking Sucks’ Doesn't Cover It, But It's a Start.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause grief doesn't always need inspirational quotes, silver linings, or perfectly worded condolences. Sometimes acknowledging how awful it is means more than trying to make it better.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its soft blue background, bold retro lettering, and sweet tissue box illustration, this card offers honest sympathy with a little profanity and a whole lot of heart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Perfect For: Grieving friends, loss of a loved one, bereavement, condolences, sympathy gifts, friends going through grief, loss of a parent, loss of a family member, honest emotional support, unconventional sympathy messages\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Size: 4 × 6 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Premium 350 gsm cardstock\u003cbr\u003e- High-quality toner printing\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr\u003e- Envelope included\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Good cards for questionable people.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48130252570678,"sku":"6AD19053387C3_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8733738959_bmng.jpg?v=1792119955","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/honest-sympathy-card-sorry-for-your-loss-this-fucking-sucks-sweary-condolences-for-grieving-friends","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}