{"product_id":"live-laugh-leave-early-funny-christmas-card-for-family","title":"Live Laugh Leave Early – Funny Christmas Card for Family","description":"Christmas dinner: where everyone gathers together to eat, argue, correct each other, and wonder how early is too early to leave. 🎄🍷\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny Christmas card features a very tired Jesus surviving a chaotic family dinner alongside the phrase “Christmas Dinner – Live Laugh Leave Early.” Perfect for anyone who loves their family dearly but also knows exactly why holiday gatherings require an exit strategy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect For: Christmas, family Christmas, siblings, friends, dysfunctional families, holiday dinner, sarcastic Christmas humor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCard Specs:\u003cbr\u003e• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003e• Heavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003e• Toner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside\u003cbr\u003e• Includes envelope\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFor anyone spiritually ready to leave Christmas dinner.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCreative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.","brand":"HOT MESS PAPER CO.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47907268198454,"sku":"6AAF46DC32BFF_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8597737917_6vsr.jpg?v=1790608152","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/live-laugh-leave-early-funny-christmas-card-for-family","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}