{"product_id":"til-death-do-you-part-funny-wedding-anniversary-card-for-husband-or-partner","title":"Til Death Do You Part – Funny Wedding \u0026 Anniversary Card for Husband or Partner","description":"for the happy couple promising forever despite already knowing exactly how loudly the other person chews. 💍🦗\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis funny wedding card features a bride and groom praying mantis having a romantic candlelit dinner beside the phrase: “’Til Death Do You Part… or One of You Gets Murdered for Chewing Too Loud.” A perfectly unromantic wedding card for couples whose love language includes tolerating each other’s incredibly irritating habits.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRomantic. Threatening. Surprisingly realistic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for weddings, newlyweds, engagements, anniversaries, married couples, dark humor lovers, sarcastic couples, or anyone who knows marriage requires an impressive amount of restraint.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e💌 Card Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSize: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight 350 g\/m² paperboard\u003cbr\u003eToner-based vibrant print\u003cbr\u003eBlank inside\u003cbr\u003eIncludes envelope\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ because forever is a long time to listen to someone chew.","brand":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48063935283254,"sku":"6A84DE6734735_14457","price":8.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/0598\/6358\/files\/il_fullxfull.8400484078_6124.jpg?v=1791859462","url":"https:\/\/www.hotmesspaperco.shop\/products\/til-death-do-you-part-funny-wedding-anniversary-card-for-husband-or-partner","provider":"Hot Mess Paper Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}