Aging Disgracefully Birthday Card: Funny Cocktail Humor Greeting for Hot Mess Club Members

Wrinkles? Babe, those are just laughter trophies. 🍸💅 “Aging Disgracefully” is the ultimate retro birthday card for anyone thriving in chaos and cocktails. Featuring a pink martini glass candle combo and “Hot Mess Club” badge, this card celebrates another glamorous year of survival.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight matte cardstock (350 gsm)
• Pastel pink to lavender gradient with star accents
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Best For:
Funny birthday cards, hot mess humor, cocktail lovers, midlife crisis laughs, self-deprecating humor, best friend birthday gifts, retro vibes.