Congrats You Sexy Fuck Greeting Card | Funny Adult Celebration Card

Finally, a congratulations card that skips the fake polite crap and goes straight for bold, unapologetic, and slightly unhinged. Whether your friend got promoted, dumped their toxic ex, or finally learned how to parallel park — this hot pink bad boy says it all: Congrats, you sexy fuck.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Perfect for sassy besties, flirty congrats, or milestone chaos

✨ Give them a compliment they can blush about.