Dead Ass Halloween Card – Funny Skeleton Booty

dead ass 💀🍑✨

For the friend who’s spooky, cheeked up, and emotionally unavailable. This hilarious Halloween card features a tiny skeleton serving absolute dump truck energy with a deadpan spooky vibe that feels aggressively Etsy-coded.

Perfect for Halloween lovers, booty humor enthusiasts, spooky besties, or anyone who appreciates unhinged skeleton energy.

💌 Great For:
Halloween lovers, funny friend gifts, spooky besties, skeleton lovers, booty humor fans, Halloween party gifts, gothic humor lovers

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ thick in the afterlife.