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Dear Santa Explain Yourself Card • Funny Christmas Card • Retro Holiday Humor • Pink and Red Festive Greeting
Dear Santa Explain Yourself Card • Funny Christmas Card • Retro Holiday Humor • Pink and Red Festive Greeting
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For when your “nice list” status is in question ❄️💁♀️
The Dear Santa, Explain Yourself card is peak festive sarcasm — bold retro lettering in pink and red with the perfectly chaotic tagline: “The math isn’t mathing.” Ideal for besties, coworkers, or anyone who deserved better from the big man in red.
💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside for your dramatic message
• Includes envelope
✨ Perfect for your gift-exchange bestie, your chaotic sibling, or anyone feeling personally victimized by Santa Claus.
The Dear Santa, Explain Yourself card is peak festive sarcasm — bold retro lettering in pink and red with the perfectly chaotic tagline: “The math isn’t mathing.” Ideal for besties, coworkers, or anyone who deserved better from the big man in red.
💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside for your dramatic message
• Includes envelope
✨ Perfect for your gift-exchange bestie, your chaotic sibling, or anyone feeling personally victimized by Santa Claus.
