Funny Christmas Card – Dear Santa Send Wine

We’re past the cookie phase. 🍷🎄

This funny Christmas card features bold retro typography with the message “Dear Santa, Send Wine.” It’s the perfect sarcastic holiday card for anyone who has officially graduated from milk and cookies to something a little stronger.

Perfect for friends, coworkers, wine lovers, party hosts, or anyone surviving the holidays with humor and a glass in hand. Great for Christmas gifts, holiday parties, stocking stuffers, or sending a hilariously honest seasonal greeting.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ Because sometimes Santa should bring wine instead of cookies.