Funny Christmas Card – Festive Not Functional Holiday Greeting

Festive? Yes. Functional? Debatable. 🎄

This funny Christmas card features bold retro typography with the phrase “Festive, Not Functional” followed by “Powered by peppermint schnapps.” It’s the perfect sarcastic holiday card for anyone embracing chaotic festive energy and questionable decision-making.

Great for friends, coworkers, party hosts, or anyone who enjoys a little holiday humor with their drinks. Perfect for Christmas parties, stocking stuffers, or sending a hilariously relatable seasonal greeting.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ For when the holiday spirit is strong… but the functionality is not.