• Funny ADHD greeting card with a bright turquoise background and dark burgundy retro lettering reading “The Adderall Is Prescribed. The Rest of This Shit Is on Me.” A hot-pink handbag spills leopard-print underwear, car keys, and an orange Rx prescription bottle. The card is held against a colourful pink background with a neon sign. Humorous adult ADHD and neurodivergent friendship card featuring cheeky, self-deprecating medication humour.
  • Funny ADHD greeting card with a bright turquoise background and dark burgundy retro lettering reading “The Adderall Is Prescribed. The Rest of This Shit Is on Me.” A hot-pink handbag spills leopard-print underwear, car keys, and an orange Rx prescription bottle. The card is held against a colourful pink background with a neon sign. Humorous adult ADHD and neurodivergent friendship card featuring cheeky, self-deprecating medication humour.
  • Funny ADHD greeting card with a bright turquoise background and dark burgundy retro lettering reading “The Adderall Is Prescribed. The Rest of This Shit Is on Me.” A hot-pink handbag spills leopard-print underwear, car keys, and an orange Rx prescription bottle. The card is held against a colourful pink background with a neon sign. Humorous adult ADHD and neurodivergent friendship card featuring cheeky, self-deprecating medication humour.
  • Funny ADHD greeting card with a bright turquoise background and dark burgundy retro lettering reading “The Adderall Is Prescribed. The Rest of This Shit Is on Me.” A hot-pink handbag spills leopard-print underwear, car keys, and an orange Rx prescription bottle. The card is held against a colourful pink background with a neon sign. Humorous adult ADHD and neurodivergent friendship card featuring cheeky, self-deprecating medication humour.
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The Adderall is prescribed. The questionable life choices? Those are entirely my own. 💊💅

Having ADHD doesn't mean every chaotic decision can be blamed on your brain chemistry. Sometimes you're medicated, self-aware, and still choosing absolute nonsense.

This funny ADHD greeting card features a hot-pink handbag spilling leopard-print underwear, car keys, and a prescription bottle, alongside the words:

“THE ADDERALL IS PRESCRIBED. THE REST OF THIS SHIT IS ON ME.”

Because getting your ADHD treated doesn't automatically make you a responsible adult.

With its bright turquoise background, bold retro lettering, and gloriously messy illustration, this card is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little pharmaceutical assistance and a lot of questionable behaviour.

💌 Perfect For:
• Friends with ADHD
• Adult ADHD humour lovers
• Neurodivergent best friends
• Chaotic besties
• Friends with questionable decision-making skills
• Funny birthday surprises
• Inappropriate friendship gifts
• Just-because cards for your favourite menace

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4 × 6 inches
• Premium 350 gsm cardstock
• High-quality toner printing
• Envelope included
• Blank inside for your personal message

✨ Good cards for questionable people.

Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.