Funny Aging Like Hot Garbage Birthday Card: Rude Y2K Humor

Getting older? Same. This Aging Like Hot Garbage card is the perfect way to roast your bestie while still wishing them a happy birthday. With a bold pink checkered Y2K background and a steaming cartoon trash can, it’s the ultimate mix of rude humor and retro vibes.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size Options: Small 4″ × 6″, Medium 5″ × 7″, Large 5.83″ × 8.27″
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Vibrant toner-based print with long-lasting color
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Perfect for roasting friends, rude birthdays, or unapologetic vibes

✨ Getting older never smelled so funny.