Alien Birthday Card – Hope You Get Abducted

“I hope your birthday abducts all expectations.”

A bold pink checkerboard birthday card featuring a green alien in a cowboy hat riding a stick pony. Sparkles. Chaos. Zero logic.

Perfect for alien lovers, quirky friends, space nerds, or anyone whose birthday deserves to be completely out of this world.

Weird. Bright. Slightly unhinged.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Beam me up. It’s cake time.