Funny Alien Thank You Card • Tin Foil Hat Bestie

For the friend who lets you spiral safely — this one’s for them.
The Tin-Foil Hat Bestie card features a cute green alien adjusting their homemade conspiracy cap, ready to entertain every chaotic what-if and unhinged theory you emotionally dump on them. A perfect appreciation card for your crisis-helper, overthinking-translator, or ride-or-die who just gets you.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ For best friends, coworkers you trauma-bonded with, or anyone who deserves an award for managing your chaos.