• Alien couple holding hands with a tiny exploding planet behind them on a pink background. Text says “We could destroy a planet together. Romantically.” Funny Valentine card.
  • Alien couple holding hands with a tiny exploding planet behind them on a pink background. Text says “We could destroy a planet together. Romantically.” Funny Valentine card.
  • Alien couple holding hands with a tiny exploding planet behind them on a pink background. Text says “We could destroy a planet together. Romantically.” Funny Valentine card.
  • Alien couple holding hands with a tiny exploding planet behind them on a pink background. Text says “We could destroy a planet together. Romantically.” Funny Valentine card.
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Funny Alien Valentine Card – Cosmic Romance Anniversary Card

Funny Alien Valentine Card – Cosmic Romance Anniversary Card

$8.50 CAD
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For the couple whose love is… galactically destructive but in a cute way.
This funny alien-themed Valentine card features two adorable extraterrestrials holding hands while a tiny exploding planet pops dramatically in the background. It's the perfect chaotic-romance joke for partners who thrive in “it’s us against the universe” energy.

✨ Great for anniversaries, cosmic couples, sci-fi partners, and anyone who would absolutely declare interstellar war for their soulmate.

💌 Card Specs

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ For couples who’d destroy a planet, but like… romantically.
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