• Blushing alien with hearts and sparkles on a pink background, text saying “You’re hot enough to start planetary climate change.”
  • Blushing alien with hearts and sparkles on a pink background, text saying “You’re hot enough to start planetary climate change.”
  • Blushing alien with hearts and sparkles on a pink background, text saying “You’re hot enough to start planetary climate change.”
  • Blushing alien with hearts and sparkles on a pink background, text saying “You’re hot enough to start planetary climate change.”
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Funny Alien Valentine Card • Flirty Sci-Fi Humor

Funny Alien Valentine Card • Flirty Sci-Fi Humor

$8.50 CAD
$8.50 CAD
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For the cosmic hottie in your orbit. This alien-themed valentine blends chaotic flirtation with Y2K-cute illustration — blushing green alien, floating hearts, sparkles, and the energy of intergalactic rizz. Perfect for partners who love playful banter, weird humor, or anything extraterrestrial. It’s bold, it’s funny, and it tells them they’re dangerously attractive on a planetary scale.

💌 Card Specs
• 4″ × 6″
• 350 gsm premium cardstock
• Vivid toner printing
• Blank inside
• Comes with envelope

✨ Warning: may trigger gravitational attraction.
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