• Funny baby shower greeting card with a pale yellow background and bold dark teal retro lettering reading “A Whole New Person to Blame the Fart On.” A cute smiling newborn baby is wrapped in a light blue swaddle, surrounded by small sparkles, a pink heart, and a tiny cartoon fart cloud. This cheeky new baby congratulations card combines an adorable illustration with a silly parenting joke. Perfect for baby showers, pregnancy announcements, first-time parents, and anyone who loves fart humour.
  • Funny baby shower greeting card with a pale yellow background and bold dark teal retro lettering reading “A Whole New Person to Blame the Fart On.” A cute smiling newborn baby is wrapped in a light blue swaddle, surrounded by small sparkles, a pink heart, and a tiny cartoon fart cloud. This cheeky new baby congratulations card combines an adorable illustration with a silly parenting joke. Perfect for baby showers, pregnancy announcements, first-time parents, and anyone who loves fart humour.
  • Funny baby shower greeting card with a pale yellow background and bold dark teal retro lettering reading “A Whole New Person to Blame the Fart On.” A cute smiling newborn baby is wrapped in a light blue swaddle, surrounded by small sparkles, a pink heart, and a tiny cartoon fart cloud. This cheeky new baby congratulations card combines an adorable illustration with a silly parenting joke. Perfect for baby showers, pregnancy announcements, first-time parents, and anyone who loves fart humour.
  • Funny baby shower greeting card with a pale yellow background and bold dark teal retro lettering reading “A Whole New Person to Blame the Fart On.” A cute smiling newborn baby is wrapped in a light blue swaddle, surrounded by small sparkles, a pink heart, and a tiny cartoon fart cloud. This cheeky new baby congratulations card combines an adorable illustration with a silly parenting joke. Perfect for baby showers, pregnancy announcements, first-time parents, and anyone who loves fart humour.
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Funny Baby Shower Card – A Whole New Person to Blame the Fart On, New Baby Congratulations, Funny Parenting Humor
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Congratulations on your new baby! And more importantly, congratulations on having someone else to blame your farts on. 🍼💨

“A Whole New Person to Blame the Fart On.”

This funny baby shower card celebrates one of the most underrated perks of becoming a parent: having a tiny, completely innocent human who can't defend themselves against fart accusations.

Featuring an adorable smiling baby wrapped in a blue blanket, a tiny puff of gas, little hearts, and sparkles against a buttery yellow background, this card looks sweet and innocent until the punchline hits.

Perfect for expecting parents who appreciate a good fart joke, new mums and dads who don't take themselves too seriously, or friends who would rather laugh about parenthood than get another overly sentimental baby card.

Because babies bring love, joy, sleepless nights, and a very convenient excuse for suspicious smells.

💌 Perfect For:
• Funny baby shower gifts
• Pregnancy congratulations
• New baby celebrations
• First-time mums and dads
• Expecting parents with a sense of humour
• Funny parenting jokes
• Friends welcoming a newborn
• Couples who appreciate toilet humour

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4 × 6 inches
• Premium 350 gsm cardstock
• High-quality toner printing
• Envelope included
• Blank inside for your personal message

✨ Good cards for questionable people.

Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.