Funny Baby Shower Card – May Your Baby Inherit Your Looks, Sarcastic New Baby Congratulations Card

Here's hoping the baby gets your good looks... and absolutely none of your inability to follow instructions. 🍼😂

“May Your Baby Inherit Your Looks. And Someone Else's Ability to Follow Instructions.”

This funny baby shower greeting card delivers a perfectly sarcastic congratulations to the parent-to-be who somehow manages to make even the simplest instructions complicated.

Featuring three adorable pastel alphabet blocks, a tiny smiling face, hearts, and sparkles against a soft mint-green background, this design looks sweet and innocent until you read the punchline.

Perfect for celebrating a pregnancy, welcoming a new baby, or gently roasting your favourite soon-to-be parent. Because raising a baby is going to involve a whole lot of instructions, and we're already a little concerned.

A little encouragement, a little sarcasm, and a whole lot of love for the new arrival.

💌 Perfect For:
• Funny baby shower gifts
• Expecting mums and dads
• Pregnancy congratulations
• New baby celebrations
• First-time parents
• Friends who never read instructions
• Funny cards for coworkers
• Parents-to-be with a sense of humour

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4 × 6 inches
• Premium 350 gsm cardstock
• High-quality toner printing
• Envelope included
• Blank inside for your personal message

✨ Good cards for questionable people.

Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.