Flaky. Buttery. Unreasonably caked. This funny croissant birthday card is serving Parisian pastry with premium booty energy — perfect for anyone who appreciates carbs and confidence.
A playful mix of French charm and cheeky humor, this card is ideal for best friends, partners, coworkers, or anyone who’d giggle at a thicc croissant wishing them “Bon anniversaire.”
💌 Card Specs: • Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) • Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard • Toner-based vibrant print • Includes complimentary envelope • Great for adult humor, cute birthdays, and food pun lovers
