Funny Birthday Card: Hot Garbage Trash Can - Sassy Greeting

Celebrate their big day with savage flair. This “Congrats, You’re Still Hot Garbage” birthday card features a fierce trash can diva in fishnets and stilettos, holding banana-peel candle torches like it’s her runway. Equal parts savage and hilarious, it’s the ultimate greeting for friends who thrive on unhinged humor, sass, and unapologetic chaos. Perfect for roast-loving besties, meme queens, and anyone who knows they’re still fabulous trash.

💌 Card Specs:
Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
Toner-based vibrant print
Includes envelope
Ideal for savage birthdays, unhinged party vibes, or a “still thriving in chaos” celebration

✨ Still trash, still iconic – just the way we like it.