Funny Birthday Christmas Card: Birthday? Ew. Retro Pastel Holiday Card

✨ Birthday? Ew. — woke up festive, immediately regretted it. This pastel Christmas-meets-birthday card blends retro sass with holiday exhaustion. Featuring a moody green diva in a pink party hat clutching a candy cane latte, it’s the perfect card for December babies who didn’t ask to share their month with Santa.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm matte cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed by @rawartofficial

🎄 For the Christmas birthday bestie, festive cynic, or anyone who’s so over being born in the holiday season.