Funny Christmas Card – Cocoa Queen – Sugar and Serotonin Holiday Humor

For the cozy girlies thriving on sugar highs and emotional chaos ☕🍫 This Cocoa Queen card is a love letter to anyone whose winter survival plan involves whipped cream, serotonin, and pretending everything’s fine. Sweet, funny, and perfectly pink — it’s festive self-care energy in card form.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm matte cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed by @rawartofficial

✨ Best for cocoa lovers, self-care queens, holiday homebodies, and friends who run on vibes and sugar.