Funny Christmas Card: Dear Santa, I Can Explain Retro Holiday Greeting Card

✨ Dear Santa, I Can Explain — but it’s a long story. This bold and cheeky Christmas card features groovy pink and red retro typography with a wink of holiday chaos. Perfect for your partner-in-crime, mischievous bestie, or anyone who’s on the “nice with conditions” list this year.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm matte cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed by @rawartofficial

🎄 For the holiday troublemaker, the festive storyteller, or anyone who swears it wasn’t their fault.