Funny Christmas Card: Emotional Support Gift Card Retro Holiday Greeting

✨ Emotional Support Gift Card — it’s the thought (and maybe retail therapy) that counts. This hilarious retro Christmas card pairs classic pink-and-red typography with dry holiday honesty. Perfect for your bestie, coworker, or sibling who prefers vibes over heartfelt sentiment.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm matte cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed by @rawartofficial

🎄 For the emotionally unavailable, the retail therapy enthusiast, or anyone who believes in self-care and store credit.