Funny Christmas Card – Hope You Get Everything You Cry About In The Shower Angel

for the best friend, coworker, sibling, therapist friend, or emotionally exhausted icon who deserves at least one win this year 😭☕✨

This funny Christmas card features a tired little angel clutching hot cocoa beside the painfully relatable phrase: “Hope You Get Everything You Cry About In The Shower.” Equal parts heartfelt and emotionally unstable, this card is perfect for the friend who’s been through it and deserves healing, peace, revenge, financial stability… or all of the above.

Warm. Funny. Slightly concerning but supportive.

Great for best friends, coworkers, siblings, therapist friends, holiday humor lovers, emotional support friendships, or anyone surviving a mildly catastrophic year.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ wishing them healing, closure, money, and slightly less crying.