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Funny Christmas Card – Out Here Dreaming Of A Green Christmas Stoner Alien Holiday

Funny Christmas Card – Out Here Dreaming Of A Green Christmas Stoner Alien Holiday

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for the friend, partner, or festive little gremlin who prefers their Christmas vibes… extra green 😭🎄👽✨

This hilarious Christmas card features an emotionally checked-out alien in a Santa hat sipping from a very suspicious mug while dreaming of a different kind of green Christmas. Perfect for stoner friends, weed lovers, holiday humor fans, chaotic besties, and anyone fully embracing cozy snack-era energy this season.

💌 Perfect For:
Stoner gifts, funny Christmas cards, weed lovers, holiday humor, best friend gifts, Christmas party laughs, alien lovers, festive chaos

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ may your holidays be cozy, chaotic, and suspiciously snack-filled.
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