• Pop-art woman crying while holding a crumpled “Wish List” that says “All I wanted was emotional stability,” with text “Santa Hates Me (Probably)” below, designed by @rawartofficial.
  • Pop-art woman crying while holding a crumpled “Wish List” that says “All I wanted was emotional stability,” with text “Santa Hates Me (Probably)” below, designed by @rawartofficial.
  • Pop-art woman crying while holding a crumpled “Wish List” that says “All I wanted was emotional stability,” with text “Santa Hates Me (Probably)” below, designed by @rawartofficial.
  • Pop-art woman crying while holding a crumpled “Wish List” that says “All I wanted was emotional stability,” with text “Santa Hates Me (Probably)” below, designed by @rawartofficial.
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Funny Christmas Card – Santa Hates Me (Probably) – Emotional Stability Holiday Humor

Funny Christmas Card – Santa Hates Me (Probably) – Emotional Stability Holiday Humor

$7.00 USD
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Santa skipped therapy again 🎅💔 This Santa Hates Me (Probably) card perfectly captures the holiday meltdown energy we’re all feeling. A vintage pop-art crying girl clutches her “Wish List” (emotional stability, obviously). It’s dark humor wrapped in red glitter energy — perfect for your favorite overthinker.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm matte cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside for your own message
• Includes envelope
• Designed by @rawartofficial

✨ Best for holiday burnout besties, emotionally unstable elves, and festive realists.
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