Funny Christmas Card – Santa Hates Me Probably

All I wanted was emotional stability. 🎄

This funny Christmas card features a dramatic retro comic-style illustration of someone crying while holding a wish list that simply asks for emotional stability. The caption “Santa Hates Me (Probably)” captures the chaotic, relatable side of the holidays.

Perfect for friends, coworkers, partners, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic holiday humor and dramatic winter moods. Great for Christmas, holiday parties, stocking stuffers, or sending a hilariously honest seasonal greeting.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ Because sometimes the holiday wish list gets… ignored.