Funny Christmas Card: Santa Sees Your Search History

For the friend who’s definitely on the naughty list — and proudly earned it.
This hilarious holiday card features bold red text on pink that reads “Santa Sees Your Search History — You’re NOT getting presents.” A perfect chaotic Christmas card for besties, partners, coworkers, or anyone whose Google activity could get them banned from the North Pole.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Ideal for: office gift exchanges, spicy partners, chaotic friends, and internet gremlins everywhere.